1. Thank God for anger management.

Posted at 1:08PM on Feb 7th 2007 by marc

2. With all the furniture thrown around, and a faint smell of wood, gingerbread, and bacon. The wolf delightfully says, it's not delivery, it's digorno.

Posted at 1:40PM on Feb 7th 2007 by Steven "Superman" E.

3. We're drinking who's what????

Posted at 1:50PM on Feb 7th 2007 by crod

4. We'll get back on the set when we're done with our union break.

Posted at 2:50PM on Feb 7th 2007 by Rich Drees

5. Just another morning at Michael Jackson's Neverland Ranch.

Posted at 3:28PM on Feb 7th 2007 by Mike

6. The post strip poker tea party always makes the pigs feel better about losing every time.

Posted at 3:39PM on Feb 7th 2007 by Adam

7. Yet again, the gang had found themselves swearing off tequila the morning after.

Posted at 3:40PM on Feb 7th 2007 by William Goss

8. ... and they all decided it was the worst swingers party ever.

Posted at 3:44PM on Feb 7th 2007 by Torgo

9. "Uh, which one of you little pigs invited Dateline's "To Catch A Predator" crew?"

Posted at 4:02PM on Feb 7th 2007 by Alicia

10. As soon as you leave, we're eating the cookie-man

Posted at 4:03PM on Feb 7th 2007 by Mike Lifsey

11. Wolf: "Just act natural and they'll never know."

Posted at 4:49PM on Feb 7th 2007 by Caitlin

12. Busted.

Posted at 7:33PM on Feb 7th 2007 by Maggie

13. Make no sudden moves. She may only look dangerous.

Posted at 7:35PM on Feb 7th 2007 by Maggie

14. Wolf: "Just act normal and they'll never know."

Posted at 8:25PM on Feb 7th 2007 by Caitlin

15. Coffee, finally! Sorry about the room but we get moody without our coffee.

Posted at 9:44PM on Feb 7th 2007 by L

16. Sam: Al, I got the pigs, the cross dressing wolf, the talking baked good, and the wooden boy all drinking tea at the same table. Why aren't I jumping?

Al: Ziggie says that they all need to be naked.

Sam: Oh Boy

Posted at 10:02PM on Feb 7th 2007 by phil.dixon

17. Alice was unsure what was more unbearable, the social faux pas of bringing a coffee cake to the tea party that shocked everyone so much or Wolf's haughty fur paw raised so dismissively at her first efforts in baking.

Posted at 10:36PM on Feb 7th 2007 by huh?

18. ...and then we had to tell them gravely, that only real boys can digest tea, that it was meant to lean the pigs for the slaughter, and that the wolf was to be made into a Danish Jacket.

Posted at 10:38PM on Feb 7th 2007 by Stuart

19. ...So you wanted an appointment with the Godfathers?

Posted at 12:14AM on Feb 8th 2007 by Valentina2468

20. ya know i never really liked pork anyway

Posted at 7:46AM on Feb 8th 2007 by becca